今天berber生日啦，一上魔方就有小伙伴发给我生日祝福简直莫名感动(づ￣3￣)づ

谢谢大家么么哒ヾ(Ő∀Ő)ﾉ



😂本来想发段子的，结果清垃圾的时候清掉了


🎉那就放某胖头鱼的歌出来给自己庆祝下生日🎉

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《Our Last Summer 》

i can still recall our last summer

i still see it all

walks along the seine

remain

we made our way along the river

and we sat down in the grass

by the eiffel tower

i was so happy we had met

it was the age of no regret

oh yes

those crazy years, that was the time

of the flower-power

but underneath we had a fear of flying

of growing old

a fear of slowly dying

we took the chance

like we were dancing our last dance

i can still recall our last summer

i still see it all

in the tourist jam

round the notre dame

our last summer

walking hand in hand

parie dame

our last summer

walking hand in hand

paris restaurants

our last summer

morning croissants

living for the day

worries far away

our last summer

we could laugh and play

but now you''''re working in a bank

the family man, the football fan

and your name is harry

how dull it seems

are you''''re the hero of my dreams?

i can still recall our last summer

i still see it all

in the tourist jam

round the notre dame

our last summer

walking hand in hand

i can still recall our last summer

i still see it all

walks along the seine

laughing in the rain

our last summer

memories that remain

【完】





























真的没有了哦，不用再拉啦





























🌚好吧既然你执意要拉

那就让我带你见识一下不一样的胖头鱼科林费斯(ಡωಡ)





开始之前重要的事情说三遍


是粉不是黑！

不黑我不黑！

粉到深处自然黑！











正文【吐槽某胖头鱼在妈妈咪呀的蠢事】





除了会弹琴唱歌这点福利之外其他都是槽点，
先来张正常点的弹琴照片给你们缓冲下

😌我知道看到这里有很多人就会觉得“哦，不一样原来就是男神多才多艺的一面啊～”

🌚那你就大错特错了
因为接下来的都是槽！点！







눈_눈没错这个邋里邋遢的杀马特就是我脸↓

还胖成球，真·胖头鱼时期↓

三观毁得差不多了吗？什么？碎了？

哦🌚既然如此，那我就放大招了



🌚不用怀疑，这就是科林男神🌚🌚🌚

🌚你们应该庆幸有些手机加载不了动图，动图更魔性





😂祝你们三观碎得酸爽

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

真·END