这一集罗斯，钱德勒，乔衣三个大男人在罗斯空空荡荡的公寓里组装一个书架。因为罗斯的前女友在与罗斯分手时，把值钱的家具都搬走了，所以屋子里略显凄凉。不过三个大男人却觉得干这个很有乐趣。乔衣还问罗斯，你前女友都把家具都分走了，你分得了什么呢？罗斯回答，你们。看到这块小小感动了一下，的确，朋友才是无价之宝。😊😊GT

-Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh
wondrous：令人惊奇的,非常的 pigeon：鸽子 crap: [粗俗语]拉屎
爱情似炎炎夏日中的阵雨般美妙，爱情是一件无与伦比的艺术作品，但是，你的爱情啊，你的爱情啊，只像一只大的鸽子，在我的心头排泄。啦-啦-啦-啦-啦- 谢谢。
啦-啦-啦-啦……喔…………

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
assemble: 聚集，集合 furniture: 家具

-Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a bracket thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.
squat: 蹲 instruction: 说明书 attach: 附上，系上 bracket: 支架
我应该用蜗杆将托架装在侧面，
I have no bracket thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs.
a bunch of: 一堆，一束 whim: 绞盘 whatsoever: 任何
但我没看见托架和蜗杆，而且，我的脚好麻。

(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)
bookcase: 书架，书柜

-Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
我想我们做好书架了。
-Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.
真漂亮。
-Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?
pick up: 捡起 leftover: 留下的 part: 零件
这是什么？
-Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
shape: 形状 bracket: 支架
我只能说这是个“L”型托架。
-Joey: Which goes where?
是哪儿的？
-Chandler: I have no idea.
我也不知道。

(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)
check: 发现 dump: 扔 plant: 植物

-Joey: Done with the bookcase!
done: 完成
书架做好了！
-Chandler: All finished!
终于做好了！
-Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
clutch: 抓牢 can: 厅 sniff: 嗅 favorite: 喜爱
这是Carol最爱喝的啤酒。她总是不用杯子喝，我早该知道。
-Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're out here.
stuff: 东西
嗨…………如果你再这样，我们就走了。
-Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.
spoil: 破坏 fun: 乐趣
对啊，请不要破坏这里的乐趣。
-Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
stereo: 立体声
Ross，我问你一个问题。她分得家俱，音响和好电视。你分得什么？
-Ross: You guys.
你们。
-Chandler: Oh, God.
天啊。
-Joey: You got screwed.
get screwed: 吃亏，上当
你昏头了吧。
-Chandler: Oh my God!
嗯，天啊！